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literallyleslieknope:

the perfect pair.

upgraders:

unclefather:

this is what our tax dollars pay for

good

upgraders:

unclefather:

this is what our tax dollars pay for

good

(via tyleroakley)

stay turnt, pony boy
abraham lincoln, the gettysburg address  (via kush4kae)

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From now on we’ll be using code names.

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d0nn0:

sexkinkandcuties:

mr-egbutt:

raegan-schafer:

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Prime Minister of Australia kicking ass and taking names (mostly Tony Abbott’s). [x]

Let’s make her the queen

Fun fact for those who don’t know; the guy she’s chewing out is now our new Prime Minister

Pretty much.

'Australia'

(via laurxoxoxo)

exa4m:

The newly revised and politically correct map of the United States.

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

(via phd-in-lycanthropy)

ja-mbles:

humpinghippogriffs:

seerofkarkittens:

pipjustice:

keepcalmanduseyourpatronus:

shlabam:

Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.

This is the best way to explain this.

never hang out with anyone who says “men” the same way malfoy says “mudblood” either

Never hang out with anyone who says anything like “mudblood”

unless it’s “vegetables”

image

(via effyeahfamilyfeud)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

This is Miranda Cosgrove before and after she got addicted to marijuana. Learn a lesson from this iCarly actress and stay away from heavy addictive drugs.

(via effyeahfamilyfeud)

leslieknope:

shoutout to the best onion article of all time

rihyonced:

Beyoncé and Jay Z performing “Drunk in Love” at the 56th Annual Grammy Awards

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